Bitcoin Schools, Paxos Oopsies, US Lawsuits and 20 Crypto Jokes

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This week in crypto: El Salvador’s training ministry introduced Bitcoin learning in schools, whereas a consumer unintentionally paid $500,000 in fees for a $200 bitcoin switch, quickly revealed to be Paxos. Certik discovered that greater than 40% of Telegram Bot tokens could be exit scams, and Vitalik Buterin mentioned that his Twitter account hack was a result of a “SIM swap” attack. Huobi rebranded to HTX because it celebrated its tenth anniversary, MobileCoin appointed a new CEO, Coinbase clarified the experiences of terminating all exchange services for Indian users and mentioned it will integrate the Bitcoin Lightning Network, and a brand new settlement between DCG and Genesis may permit Gemini Earn users to recover almost all their holdings.

Then, Ben Armstrong filed a lawsuit against two Hit Network employees for ousting him from the corporate he based, Alex Mashinsky wanted the FTC to drop its case against him, a listening to date was set for Binance vs. SEC lawsuit motions within the ongoing authorized battle, and Binance.US referred to as the SEC’s ‘compel and reply’ movement unreasonable and “unduly burdensome”, whereas the trade skilled a series of high-profile departures. FTX modified its proposed tips for liquidating its substantial crypto holdings, a decide rejected a plea from Sam Bankman-Fried’s legal team to release the FTX founder to better prepare for the authorized proceedings, Bankman-Fried submitted a list of proposed jury questions as he ready for his trial, and Tron’s Justin Solar considered buying FTX’s holdings tokens to ease the promoting impression on the markets.

In the meantime, the previous FTX legal chief formed a new law firm targeted on crypto regulation. The US SEC Chair mentioned that the crypto business is plagued with misconduct and legal challenges,  and Stoner Cats needed to pay a $1 million fine and destroy all its NFTs per a settlement with the SEC. Whereas Brad Garlinghouse advised crypto startups to avoid the US,  Joseph Lubin argued that regardless of the crypto market rout in the US, “clear heads will prevail”. Lawmakers within the European Parliament expressed help for the measure that introduces tax reporting requirements for crypto transactions, whereas within the UK, Bybit mulled an exit from the country with the new rules from the FCA arriving, and Luno deliberate to stop certain UK clients from trading crypto on account of these regulatory modifications. Institutional adoption of digital assets in Asia was gaining momentum as regulatory readability improved. Singapore barred Three Arrows Capital founders from participating in its monetary markets for 9 years, Hong Kong’s regulator warned the unregistered crypto exchange JPEX of potential criminal liability, Hong Kong lawmakers addressed Vitalik Buterin’s concerns on town’s crypto-friendliness, and Chinese language consultants have been speaking about BRI/“new Silk Road” CBDC integration.

As this was taking place, Sony mentioned it will develop a blockchain network, PayPal expanded its crypto providing with the introduction of a USD conversion service, Animoca Manufacturers raised $20 million to expand its Web3 identity project Mocaverse, Opera Mini introduced its plan to launch a new non-custodial wallet in partnership with Celo, Circle partnered with Seize to test Web3-related services in Singapore, Bull Bitcoin trade partnered with the payment system SINPE Movil and pockets supplier Bitcoin Jungle, GameOn partnered with LALIGA to develop Web3 games for gamers within the US and Canada, Casio entered the NFT arena, and Panerai revealed plans to include an NFT-based “digital passport” with each watch offered.

Let’s giggle at some jokes now.

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GM, CT!

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Let’s flip that frown the other way up.

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Properly, clearly. Additionally, possibly NSFW.

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Appears good.

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It has been a tough few lifetimes, however no worries, it will get higher. 

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Hodl on!!!

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There you go.

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Aaand focus on. 

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Younger BTC = outdated BTC.

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There is a ton of podcasting hours put into it.

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Prepared!

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That is the place the cash goes.

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It is a easy selection. 

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Ache…

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Almost there…

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I imply, outline ‘query’. What’s even ‘what’? Why is?

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So impolite.

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All in!

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Since you deserve it.

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And right here is your crime documentary for this week based mostly on precise court docket footage.



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